Testing the Test Girls
(Mr Black/Susan Mr White/Mary)
Mr Black and Mr White parked outside the Test residence in their white van, headphones on as they picked up every sound in the house. Everything, down to the sound of the fly buzzing around the upstairs bathroom, broadcast over those headphones as they listened intently for any planning that would lead to a dangerous experiment.
A knock at their door pulled their attention away. Mr White got up to check while Mr Black continued to listen in on whoever was still in the house. He slid open the van door to see Mary and Susan standing there.
“Girls,” Mr White said, “Is there a problem?”
“Can we come in,” Mary asked.
“Fine,” Mr White said, standing aside as the Test Twins stepped in the van and sat on the stools opposite to the two agents.
“We’ll be frank,” Susan said, “We want you gone.”
“We’re on strict orders from the General to make sure you don’t do any experiments, and we’re sticking with them.”
“What about your own money press? You’ll never have to work again, and they create perfect fakes.”
“A cloning machine so you can go on vacation while your clones stay at work?”
“Tempting, but still no.”
“A robotic chef?”
“Cure for the common cold?”
“I trust my immune system.”
“What if me and Mary suck you off?”
The agents, who were taking sips of their lemonade, spat it on the floor of the van at that request.
“Yeah,” Mary said seductively, standing up and si Continue reading